I hate this place
writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test
how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep
i love cuddling
person: whats your major?
me: ＥＸＴＲＥＭＥ ＤＥＡＴＨ
what college you going to?
me: ＡＷＥＳＯＭＥ ＳＫＥＬＥＴＯＮ ＨＥＬＬ ＣＯＬＬＥＧＥ
My friend Jenna has left an abusive domestic situation and is looking to relocate and start a new life for herself and her cat. She’s in a temporary home and is currently out of work. I’d like help her raise money for this move, so here’s what I’m going to do:
“Not everyone you lose is a loss.”
– (via starlate)
This cracked me up. I guess she was upset she didn’t get the apple slice. - Vine by oh so tracy